Not been up to too much lately...
Now I've got your attention! (sarcasm)
What a crap start to a blog entry, but I'm sorry it's just the way I feel at the moment.
Yesterday I took a day of work for no other reason than "I just need a day off". So I had some "me time", played some xbox, planted some tomatoes, re-potted a couple of herbs and immersed myself in Lolita (the book).
On a passing train of thought...
This is a Dodge Ram SRT10
To me this car says "When I was young my uncle used to play a game with me called 'Tickle Winkie'. My father never hugged me or told me he loved me, which has left me with a faint longing to be closer to other men. I was breast fed until the age 9, and bullied until the age of 12 when I became a bully myself, exploiting others insecurities in order to disguise my own. I go to the pub with 'the lads' to watch 'footie' and only drink beer. I have an unsatisfactory penis. I don't how to talk to women, instead I use vulgar and crass terms to describe them. I swear a lot and can be a racist at times and I don't give a shit about the environment." In short "I'm a massive c*nt!"
If you'd like me to pass judgement on you by looking at the car you drive do get in contact.
Did I mention I'm looking for date at the moment?
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Ouch! You'd have thought that he's had a bad day but he nearly jumped out of the coffee shop at 8.30 this morning to remonstrate with the guy.
Now what about those guy's that ride those ridiculous bikes where you lay back in a reclining position? Despite saving the planet what does that tell you!
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