Perhaps premature, but I'm keen to get the ball rolling again.... So, 12:13am, equipped with cheap cider and crisps, I attempt the re-re-launch of my blog! (the audience gasp in anticipation)
For those of familiar with my blog, you will notice a slight change of aesthetics. How exciting, though not as exciting as the fact that I am now married, which is lie and equally as manipulative as the change of colour, a desperate effort to hold your interest for I fear that over these missing months I have become boring.
This is an interesting moment of reflection for me. How far have I come since growing herbs and making nettle soup? A surprising amount has changed. For a start, the herbs are dead, and nettles are out of season. I have a new haircut, I call it an 'inverted mullet'. I have no job. I was going to leave Jersey for London, but had a great leaving party anyway. I have a lady, and much, much more, not all of which I can account for at this moment. So much change and yet so little to really report.
The most exciting thing to happen to me recently is that I believe I have come up with an idea for a perfectly viable kitchen utensil that doesn't already exist, the details of which I will keep to myself until I can be bothered to get it patented.
Some things you may have to look forward to:
• More secret inventions
• Desperate money making schemes
• How desperate am I for a job?
• More lies
• General nonsense
If you enjoy my blog then please leave me feedback or email me. Send me questions or ideas of topics you might like to hear about. In this time of mundane I will desperately rely on your input.
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